Another Beautiful Day, Out On The Golf Course, And I Feeling Like A Million Bucks Wearing My Bright Yellow Golf Shirt, And The Girl I Want To Meet, Is Just A Golf Hole Ahead Of Me.There She Goes, Off The Tee Box. Right Down The Middle Of The Fairway On Number 2 Hole. The Last Time I Was Out Here, She Faded It Right Into The Bunker, Just Next To My Favorite Ball Placement. I Missed My Golden Opportunity To Meet Her. I Pull Hooked The Ball On The Opposite Side Of The Fairway.Maybe Wel Meet A Couple Holes Down. She Has To Come Back Down Number 3, And I Should Be Teeing Off Number 2-tee Box At The Same Time. Maybe Il Impress Her With A Beautiful Drive, Straight And Long Down The Fairway. Worst-case Scenario Will Be A Long Hook Out Into Her Fairway. I Wonder If Shel Stop And Watch Me Fly The Trees Hitting Back To The Green?Here We Go. I See That Her Drive On Number 3 Landed Left Side Of The Fairway. I Better Tee This Puppy Up And Let It Fly. If I Going To Impress Her, Now Is The Time. With This Bright Yellow Golf Shirt, I Sure Il Stand Out. This Is My Golden Opportunity.Great Shot Happening Here! It Is Flying Way Out Of Sight! I See Her Looking Over As The Ball Lands And Rolls. Wow! I Think I Did It! How Can She Not Notice Me With This Bright Yellow Golf Shirt On, Or Anybody For That Matter? I Feel Like Jack, Taking The Turn At The Masters. Now All I Have To Do Now Is Keep A Straight Face, As If It Routine And Walk Down The Middle Of The Fairway. I Better Figure Out Quickly What To Say, Just In Case She Compliments Me On A Nice Golf Shot.Oh Great! I Hit It So Far. The Foursome Ahead Of Me Is Yelling And Waving. I Completely Forgot To Wait Until They Were Out Of Reach. How Embarrassing Is This Going To Be? I The Only One Out On The Fairway. All My Golf Buddies Are On The Other Side Of The Fairway. How Do You Try To Impress Someone With A Great Shot, Only To Find Out, The Shot Almost Hit Someone? This Is Not Good. What Even Worse? I Think Her Parents Are Walking My Way. Great! Let Meet The Parents!Perfect Timing! My Buddies Need A Hand On The Other Side Of The Fairway To Look For A Lost Ball! It A Good Thing I Carry An Extra Shirt, Just In Case It Rains. I Think Il Slide Off This Bright Yellow Golf Shirt While I On The Opposite Side Of The Fairway. First Impression Is Going To Have To Wait.
